Want to prove once and for all to friends and family that vegan food doesn’t consist of leaves and twigs? We’ve got all kinds of recipes—no-brainer, some-thought-required, and chef-wannabe—to make their tongues wag.

Grub
If you must eat this very second and can’t wait a moment longer, you’re gonna grab the grub. Throw it together easily and quickly so that the act of eating does not interfere with your life any longer than necessary!

Sweets
Yes, ma, it is possible for me to eat cake. Yes, pa, I still have a sweet tooth. Dammit, yes, I’m vegan, but I’m human, too! Of course I like chocolate! Veganizing food is as easy as … tofu cream pie.

For the Ultra-Lazy
Yes, even activists are lazy. Luckily, after you buy these goods, your work here is done. Simply open, pour, chew, swallow, and repeat.

Real Food
If you have the patience to remain standing in the kitchen longer than it takes to eat a bag of chips, then you just may be qualified to cook up the real food. And please send some to us, because we are sooooo not there yet!